Alien Massage Catalogue

by Mattie M.

Take a tour of the Via Lactea Massage Therapy Facility on Phobos, the first place where human beings can safely experience alien massages from across the galaxy!

When Via Lactea and Erehx-xUxya-Trodax Pharmaceuticals partnered to create Immortality Serum they made it possible for humans to survive some of the galaxy’s most popular massages. Before Immortality Serum, these massages would have been deadly! Thanks to this new invention, Via Lactea has become the perfect vacation destination for any human looking for new and extreme ways to relax their body.

Alien Massage Catalogue is a digital comic that follows a tour of the facility, showing off a few of the strange and shocking massages available at Via Lactea. Come and see what Via Lactea has to offer - and maybe make an appointment for yourself! Who knows, maybe  a simple dismemberment and reassembly is what your body needed all along.